A peacock outside Greenhead School in Keighley

A cracking bit of cocking from Shaun.

"How can we distract the Ofsted inspectors when they visit?"

"I know, lets set a peacock loose to strut around outside"

Peacock Cane Chair

It's very kind of someone to provide a chair for one's pet Peacock to rest itself in, but surely they prefer to strut around or perch on a fence or rooftop rather than lounge around in front of the TV in your conservatory?

Found on the free-Ads board in Tescos.

Cockatiel

Captured on Caroline's tin of snake oil.

Liberty Peacock feather design

This looks to have been extracted from a poncey fabric catalogue of some sort. You could decorate your entire house with cocks!

Robert Cockshott Locksmith

An audacious and deeply admirable piece of opportunistic cocking by Tim the master of all things cock. Catching this one involved a high speed car chase around an industrial estate and a cornering manoeuvre next to a kebab van.

The capture was rounded off beautifully by the colleague in question when he asked for a copy of the van driver's business card - a photo of which is on its way to us as I write!

A good candidate for cock of the month if ever I saw one!

Followed up some months later by another capture in the local paper - Robert is advertising his Cock for all to see.

Harvester Inn cove

An eclectic collection of cock decoration in the Harvester Inn in Cove Hampshire. Yes, my life really is this sad; half of it being spent in such establishments. The hunt for cock being the only thing to keep me relatively sane!

AJ Willcock

A great example caught by WT on the junction of the M4 and A34. It was me moving, not the workman's van obviously!

Nando's red and white cock

Stolen by Tim from outside Old Trafford after Saturday's game - Wigan playing some other team - can't remember who it was!

Fuzzy peacocks

This entry (from Leprechaun Tim in Dublin) is so blurred that I have no idea whether it comes from a book or a leaflet or comic or poster. So into cock miscellany it goes until someone tells me otherwise.

Cock-a-doodle Dandy

Part of the forthcoming programme of the Peacock Theatre in Dublin - a bit blurry, but you get the idea. They are obsessed with cock over there!

The Peacock Theatre in Dublin

Tim on his holidays in Dublin; wandering round the middle of Dublin looking for cock. He found loads!