Babcock Engineering van on the M4

The best of Hancock

The father of Il Cocko Grande had this bit of cock surreptitiously hidden away in his video cabinet. Don't be embarassed, we've all done it!

Trophy in The King's Arms Sutton

Il Cocko Grande making great use of his lunchtime pint once again - I think this was the domino league trophy, where the Wilcock family obviously excelled!

Nando's cock

Been seen many times before, but never knew it liked a bit of stout!

BJ Wadcocok

At long last, our blackmail victim has started to repay his ransom - and in some not inconsiderable style I have to say! Well done Dave W - now you've started, remember to keep cocking.

B.J. Wadcock - his parents must have truly despised him as a baby........

The Dorking Cock

You really have to visit the FaceBook page for The Dorking Cock Appreciation Society - Colin the Dorking Cock has sent his entire collection of DC memorabilia to us for publication. Hasslehoff for goodness sakes - how much better could it possibly get?

Sparkler Cock

Straight in as a topical front-runner for November's cock of the month. The Mad Weasel with his first entry ever and what a piece of pure cocking genius this is. I always thought sparklers were wasted on kids!

Key Ring Cock

A peacock outside Greenhead School in Keighley

A cracking bit of cocking from Shaun.

"How can we distract the Ofsted inspectors when they visit?"

"I know, lets set a peacock loose to strut around outside"

Peacock Cane Chair

It's very kind of someone to provide a chair for one's pet Peacock to rest itself in, but surely they prefer to strut around or perch on a fence or rooftop rather than lounge around in front of the TV in your conservatory?

Found on the free-Ads board in Tescos.

Cockatiel

Captured on Caroline's tin of snake oil.

Liberty Peacock feather design

This looks to have been extracted from a poncey fabric catalogue of some sort. You could decorate your entire house with cocks!

Robert Cockshott Locksmith

An audacious and deeply admirable piece of opportunistic cocking by Tim the master of all things cock. Catching this one involved a high speed car chase around an industrial estate and a cornering manoeuvre next to a kebab van.

The capture was rounded off beautifully by the colleague in question when he asked for a copy of the van driver's business card - a photo of which is on its way to us as I write!

A good candidate for cock of the month if ever I saw one!

Followed up some months later by another capture in the local paper - Robert is advertising his Cock for all to see.

Harvester Inn cove

An eclectic collection of cock decoration in the Harvester Inn in Cove Hampshire. Yes, my life really is this sad; half of it being spent in such establishments. The hunt for cock being the only thing to keep me relatively sane!

AJ Willcock

A great example caught by WT on the junction of the M4 and A34. It was me moving, not the workman's van obviously!

Nando's red and white cock

Stolen by Tim from outside Old Trafford after Saturday's game - Wigan playing some other team - can't remember who it was!

Fuzzy peacocks

This entry (from Leprechaun Tim in Dublin) is so blurred that I have no idea whether it comes from a book or a leaflet or comic or poster. So into cock miscellany it goes until someone tells me otherwise.

Cock-a-doodle Dandy

Part of the forthcoming programme of the Peacock Theatre in Dublin - a bit blurry, but you get the idea. They are obsessed with cock over there!

The Peacock Theatre in Dublin

Tim on his holidays in Dublin; wandering round the middle of Dublin looking for cock. He found loads!

The Haycock Ballroom

A poorly presented submission from someone who should know better. It's all very well getting these things, but people need to know where they are as well; they might want to visit and add it to their own personal collection of cocks. Looks a bit upper class, golf club-like to me so I would guess Tim was only driving past rather than actually being invited to any sort of function or anything.

The Bush Inn Cockermouth

Sometimes putting this site together can be quite a challenge. Where am I supposed to put this one? It's not a pub called cock so it can't go there. It is a book with cock written on it so should it go on Cock Books. The Bush Inn itself has great potential as a Not Called Cock entry in itself, so should I put it there?

I just don't know! So I'll put it here for now and see if anyone argues.

How to keep a grip on your cock

Once you have grabbed hold of a cock and grappled it into a comfortable position between your legs, you really need to hold it tight to make sure it can't escape!

This unfortunate bird's identity has been masked to protect its future well-being. Poor thing.

Steve Wilcock - handyman services

Buy a van, write cock on it, ply your trade. As a business model, it can't be beaten. Captured by Timothy Charles near Keighley whilst out for his lunch.

French toilette

This is what the French have in their bogs. Pictures of cocks; how very European of them......

Underground advert

On the tube in London. I failed to live up to my own low standards by not remembering where it was and what it was advertising. Still, no-one cares so what the hell.

Weather vane cock

On top of the Quilters Pub in Colchester. Taken from a great distance - please forgive the bluriness of my cock.

A cock for my birthday

What a lovely gift. Thanks Mandy!

Another cock doorstop

Jimmy's farm proving to be rife with cocking opportunities. This was holding the door open in one of his badly managed outhouses.

A real Peacock

This magnificent example was captured strutting around Jimmy's Farm, overseeing the financial ruin of the incompetent Suffolk pig-breeder cum media whore.

Cock in the window

Pictured peering out of a neighbour's house. My money is on this being a cheap bit of tourist tat from Portugal or somewhere like that.

AJ Willcock

Caught trying to sneak off the M4 without being snapped up - you'll have to do better than that to evade capture by a professional cocker.

Sasha the cocker spaniel

Well done to Graeme; your first contribution to things called cock - a great debut; submitting your own dog (who is a bit like Eeyore) for the world to enjoy. I think she looks like a poodle, but I am assured that the pedigree paperwork is all in place and correct.

Cock statue

Part of the cock-themed decor of the Cock Horse Inn in Kent. On the window sill watching over the drinkers enjoying a quiet pint of ale and a bit of cocking.

Peacock theatre London

How could we have missed the Peacock Theatre for so long? A quick look at their website shows a load of poncey dance rubbish until October followed by the mighty cool shaolin monk bods who spend all night hitting each other with sticks - just like a night out in Bradford.

Amateur drive by cocking.

The quality really is dropping today; if you can't be bothered framing the photo properly just don't bother you loser.

Tim demonstrating his mastery of the photographic art once again - photoshop can only do so much to make these things readable you know!Any way - trust Cockram's to get you to the airport - start your holiday in style by taking a ride in our luxury Transit van. Can't beat it!

Pococks Roses

Blooming lovely floral entry from Timmy - thanks petal!

A self portrait and our first foray into blackmail

We know who you are and we'll publish the unedited pictures unless you cooperate! Fine piece of sculpture mind you - well done and welcome to another new cocking colleague. I dread to think what he is trying to do in that second picture!